This has to be the worse official DVD release I've ever seen. Just look at the fucking screenshots! But really when you think about it JAILBAIT BABYSITTER doesn't deserve any better. The story revolves around an unattractive seventeen year-old girl (she looks 35) who refuses to give up the pussy to her boyfriend. One night they're making out on the sofa when he makes his move and she rejects him. She tells him "You can just cool it for awhile." and he yells back "Yea, well you can just go fuck yourself for awhile!". Right then a group of stoner friends waltz in and start fucking partying. The party gets out of hand (furniture knocked over, guy hit in head with fire poker, etc) and the girl runs off.As fate would have it she ends up at the home of a high-priced hooker. The girl never contacts her parents and just stays with the hooker and the hooker is more than happy to train her in the ways of whoring. Which strangely enough do not include getting naked. Instead there's just a lot of boring talking and even some tennis playing. Eventually she gets with her first customer and he's so fucking out of shape he has a heart attack while trying to longdick it. This scares her out of hookin' and back into the waiting arms of her dork boyfriend. They go to a Halloween party and the guy she hit in the face with the fire poker tries to rape her, but her boyfriend saves the day.
There you go. I just told you the entire story so now you can skip it completely. Trust me, you'll gain nothing by watching this stinker. Also according to IMDb John Goodman is in this film and yes his name is even in the credits, but I didn't see him anywhere. He must have been one of the people in costume at the Halloween party.
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